Something To Do With Nothing

Happy New Year!!

2012-01-09T05:27:00.000+08:00

May 2012 be a better year for you than the previous years =) Happy New Year

ICC (29.10.2011)

2011-10-31T13:51:00.000+08:00

I ♥ Nurul Haziemah

Optical Illusions

2011-10-31T11:09:00.001+08:00

Count the black dots~

Count all the legs~

Are the horizontal lines parallel or slope?

Spinning wheel~

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From : "It's Okay Not To Be Okay"

2011-10-24T17:55:00.000+08:00

That awkward moment when someone scares you and your reflexes make you punch them.

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He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It

2011-10-20T23:06:00.000+08:00

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14.10.2011

2011-10-14T09:10:00.002+08:00

I was sound asleep when suddenly someone knocked really hard on my door. Still feeling tired and sleepy, I opened the door and it was my mom. "Bah, bangun and get ready, tani kan ke Belait awal ani", mom said n then went to my brother's room. I closed the door and went back to bed. Then suddenly I realised, "Did she say ke Belait?" I looked at the time and it's exactly 3:00 am. I then got up, went out of my room and peeked into my parents' room. Mom was serious. I grabbed my towel and took a shower.
I thought the water would be cold and refreshing but it's not.

I was planning on just wearing my sleeveless and long pants only but then it was so cold so I have to wear my jacket. Then I remembered my baby Nurul said, "Sleeveless and long pants are your sleeveless when you are in kb." And I think she's right. We started our journey exactly at 4:am. I tried so hard to stay awake in the car. Before reaching Tutong, I slept and when I woke up, we're already in KB and it took us about 1 hour 3 minutes. Then I walked around in my grandparents' house and then continued my sleep with my grandfather.

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13th Moniversary

2011-10-10T23:40:00.000+08:00

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Happy 1st Anniversaryy~

2011-09-10T16:05:00.002+08:00

Happy 1st Anniversaryy, OmarHubbyy~^^,

a year it's been,

a thousand memories we've shared.

throughout the time,

you're always there.

a year it's been,

more years we'll be together as One~

I Love You So Much.

I♥ Omar Khaliq.

3rd Day Of Raya

2011-09-03T23:33:00.002+08:00

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2nd Day Of Raya

2011-09-03T22:39:00.000+08:00

Open house for my grandparents' Chinese friends

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SELAMAT HARI RAYA!!

2011-08-31T00:39:00.000+08:00

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Blonde Jokes

2011-08-10T21:51:00.002+08:00

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There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

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One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb.
They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb."

The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd.
She got up on the car too and the man asked: "What is the first month of the year?"
The blonde responded: "November?"

"Nope," said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."

So the man asked: "What is the capital of the U.S.A ?"
The blonde responded: "Paris?"
So the crowd began chanting again: "Give her another chance, give her another chance."

The man said: "Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?"
The blonde replied: "Two?"

“Give her another chance, Give her another chance." screamed the crowd.
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Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

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Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away."

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day...we aren't terribly busy. Just take
the day off and go relax."

Sally very calmly states, "No I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. "If you need anything just let me know" says the boss.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically.

He rushes over an asks, "What's the matter now? Are you going to be ok?"

Sally breaks down in tears. "I just received a horrible call from my sister. She said that her mom died too!!"

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

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I ♥ Nurul Haziemah

11th Moniversary

2011-08-10T21:17:00.001+08:00

HAPPY 11th MONIVERSARY!!!!

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!! <3

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RAMADHAN!!

2011-08-03T10:47:00.000+08:00

RAMADHAN IS HERE!!!

HAPPY FASTING TO ALL MUSLIMS AND MAY ALLAH BLESS US ALL!! :)

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07 Ghost

2011-07-20T07:59:00.000+08:00

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Happy Belated 10th Monthiversary!!

2011-07-11T10:30:00.003+08:00

Always- Panic! At the disco

Everything – Eun Ji Won

Sorry can't find the MV for this song. So the video na lawa but the song lawa!! Well, for me lah~ ehe

I ♥ Omar Khaliq

2011-07-10T19:10:00.000+08:00

HAPPY

10th

MONIVERSARY,

NURUL HAZIEMAH!!!

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Sucker Punch 2011

2011-07-08T21:58:00.000+08:00

Babydoll

Sweet Pea

Madam Gorski

Rocket

Amber

Blondie

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Awesome cakes and cuppies!!

2011-07-02T20:07:00.007+08:00

I'm addicted to cupcakes but not in terms of eating it.The decorations and the designs really attracts me =)

Pizza Cupcakes

Ice-Cream cupcakes

brain cupcakes

Mashed potato cupcakes

Burger cupcakes (my fav!!)

Apple Cupcakes

Sphagetti meatballs Cuppies!!

And This is burger CAKE! I've tried to bake one and it's a major SUCCESS!! ehe

I ♥ Omar Khaliq

Happy 20th Birthdayy!!

2011-06-29T10:42:00.000+08:00

HAPPY 2OTH BIRTHDAY OMAR KHALIQ !!

I ♥ Omar Khaliq

SmartKart In JP (17.06.2011)

2011-06-19T09:53:00.002+08:00

1st place is my cousin.. :)

My elder brother

My cousin lagi~

Me~ :D

My cousin~

2 of my cousins, my brothers and me~

My younger brother~

My brothers~

After main, my younger brother lost his phone..But still it was fun dapat main ramai-ramai..Even my grandparents kesiukan liat kami main.. :D

I ♥ Nurul Haziemah

Consumer Fair ICC (26.05.2011)

2011-05-27T13:26:00.000+08:00

New android IDEOS

Brunei Cyber Games

Anime!!! Cute kan?!!

Ani pun CUTE!!

Malu ni this girl masa I took this picture~ Siapa suruh tunggu urang naik tangga~ Kan kan kan??

I ♥ Nurul Amirah

Birthday And Doa Selamat In KB (13.05.2011)

2011-05-24T22:53:00.003+08:00

Siuk ne time ani~ Too bad we have to go back to bandar that night jua~

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Tae Yang And Dara

2011-05-24T22:19:00.000+08:00

They're both HOT!!! Kan kan kan?? :D

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Sandara Park(Dara 2NE1)

2011-05-24T22:16:00.000+08:00

Just like Tae Yang, she's also my favourite!! ;)

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Tae Yang (Big Bang)

2011-05-24T22:07:00.002+08:00

He's HOT, ryte?? Hahahaha..Sorry, I have no idea what to post.. :D

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04.07.2011 (mm/dd/yy) xp

2011-05-06T10:24:00.001+08:00

Pijah, me and my brother

Pijah, me and my brother again.

Pijah

Binatang buat hal

Pijah and my brother

Ayam menembak

I ♥ Nurul Amirah

2011-04-10T18:29:00.001+08:00

I ♥ Nurul Amirah

2011-04-07T09:02:00.000+08:00

WILL BE AWAY FOR A WHILE

PROBABLY WILL CONTINUE AFTER JUNE!!

;)

I ♥ Nurul Amirah

At Cousin's in KB (02.04.2011)

2011-04-04T09:57:00.000+08:00

Tukang baca and his son~

Cousin punya aircond baru~

Lampu baru~

Kb family~

Kb~

And Kb~

And Kb again~ :P

Bandar~

Bandar lagi~

Bandar family~

Lagi Bandar~

Me!! After kanyang ne~ Hahahaha..

I ♥ Nurul Amirah

Word search puzzle

2011-03-31T22:48:00.000+08:00

A word search puzzle I made for my mom's school bulletin

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Stickers by Pijah (29.03.2011)

2011-03-31T09:06:00.000+08:00

Left side (Don't mind the foot)

Right side

Both~ :P

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20.03.2011

2011-03-29T10:44:00.000+08:00

Marah pasal panas!! :D

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Indoor Stadium(27.03.2011)

2011-03-28T23:02:00.000+08:00

Just main-main arah one of the empty booth..I was supposed to sit here but my bro asked me to take picts..

Pandai boring~ :P

Bru Salam Cafe

This guy jual white gold rings for only $17

Look at that tight pants~ :P

"SALE $10"

I like these belts~

I like the way he arranged the wallets according to colors..

LOLLIPOPS!!!

"SUSU KAMBING ASLI"..I wonder cana usulnya~ :P

This guy yang lukis all the picts for the badges!!

What's a Judge doing here?? :P

"SALE 10%" for the balloons??

BIG BALLS!!! ;)

LOTS AND LOTS OF BIG BALLS~

BIG BALLS GANTUNG2!! Hahaha..

My brother with a BIG BALL!!

That girl mandikan that small boy..Telanjang lagi tu~ :P

Back to our van~ :D

I ♥ Nurul Amirah

Car Hijacking(27.03.2011)

2011-03-28T20:17:00.001+08:00

There's a story behind all these and it's quite funny..:D It took us about 4 hours to get this thing done..Lama ah~ hahahaha..

Btw, that car is Mitsubishi Lancer.. ;)

I ♥ Nurul Amirah

(27.03.2011)

2011-03-27T20:00:00.001+08:00

Aircond tu yang tiup my hair~

I didn't know that I'm that white~ :P

p/s: This is in SKH kiulap~

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Cousin's house(27.03.2011)

2011-03-27T19:58:00.000+08:00

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Empire (South Lagoon) 26.03.2011

2011-03-27T08:39:00.000+08:00

South Lagoon

The cousins, my brothers and sisters

Cousin and Pijah

Sisters and my cousins

Pijah

Bathroom

Bathtub

Outside

Outside again

Outside with styles

3rd time calling the buggy.. :P

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Breakfast or lunch or both??

2011-03-25T10:56:00.001+08:00

Mom panggil makan awal today and I dnt know why..When I walked out of my room, I saw ambuyat dah ada..So I thought, ambuyat tah ne for breakfast..Then the maid bawa naik nasi and udang curry..So, I think lagi, apa kan ne?? Breakfast ka or lunch or both?? Hahaha..

Here are the picts of ambuyat and the cacah.... :)

Ambuyat

The cacah(I think binjai kali)

I ♥ Nurul Amirah

25.3.2011

2011-03-25T09:35:00.001+08:00

My brother woke me up just now at 8 telling me that if I don't wake up I'll be left alone at home. I have no time to ask questions because everyone was already in the car. I ran into my room and took a quick shower, pakai baju and forgot to fix my hair. It's all messed up.But still I look good. :P

I thought kan ke mana ka, rupanya we're just gonna but some groceries from SKH in Kiulap. My parents bought some onions, sayur, fresh meat, chickens, potatoes, ginger and chocolates for us and ice-cream for me..

SKH, Fresh Stuff Section(Not just now) :)

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Pijah And Webcam

2011-03-24T21:14:00.000+08:00

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24.3.2011

2011-03-24T13:49:00.002+08:00

I helped my mom masak sotong goreng, sotong masak sambal merah and sayur sawi..Cooking these food is no big deal, just menunggu sotong masak atu lama sikit..So, to abyone yang mau the recipe call me at +673xxxxxx..HAHAHAHA..

Sotong masak sambal (Bukan foto sebenar)

Sayur sawi (Bukan foto sebenar)

And FYI, for those yang mau kurangkan makan, saya sarankan, help ur parents masak..This way, when it's time to eat, you'll eat less pasal terasa kanyang even before makan.. :D

I ♥ Nurul Amirah

2011-03-24T11:24:00.001+08:00

(What is the one at the back doing?? Liat kawannya pakai spendet or not ka?? :P)

I saw one of these small creature in my kitchen just now..Except that its black n the legs macam kaki ayam, not webbed..I have no idea how in the world this thing masuk into the kitchen..My dad nada jua bali this animal and if ada pun, nada jua bulu and dalam freezer jua tu without head..Hahaha..

Anyways, since my brother and sister ani sakai, they chased this poor little creature..My brother cakap kan ditangkap and nda tau kan diapanya ka..Anyways, they couldn't get it because this creature masuk dalam longkang and ran sampai hilang..Pandai wa ya selamat kan diri..Hahahaha..

So, to all the small creatures out there, if you want to live a long live, don't come to our house or you'll end up dead or tortured..Hahahahaha.. :P

I ♥ Nurul Amirah

Underwater

2011-03-23T15:39:00.000+08:00

My 12 years old cousin's computer project..This is done by me..Handal, ryte?? I know~ Hahahaha..
I drew this using paint yang dalam computer..Unbelieveable?? I know~ Hahahahaha..I can't believe it either.. :P
Actually, it's quite simple..All we need is self confidence..Hahahahaha..

Ok la, that's all for now..Malas kan cerita banyak2~ ;)

I ♥ Nurul Amirah

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUZ!!!!

2011-03-22T18:46:00.001+08:00

Happy 19th Birthday, Suz!!!

Sorry if nda lawa..This is the best I could do~ :D

I ♥ Nurul Amirah

19.03.2011

2011-03-19T09:24:00.000+08:00

Pijah before jalan~

In the car~

Pijah ikut-ikut~

Pijah and me~

I don't know why, but I just felt like taking picture with this thing.. (Giant Rimba)

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31.10.2010

2011-03-19T00:33:00.002+08:00

Pijah is really scared of this thing..She said it's 'mambang merah'..And FYI, this thing stinks!!! HAHAHA..

I ♥ Nurul Amirah

SAB

2011-03-18T10:18:00.004+08:00

All SAB members!!!

She's gonna leave us to continue her studies in New Zealand for 6 years..

"Guys, I'm leaving and I'm trying not to cry......", she said. :P

"Mal, all the best and I'm gonna miss you, we're all gonna miss you so much..", she said..I think~

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Random Pictures!!

2011-03-16T09:02:00.002+08:00

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W.W's typo

2011-03-15T17:42:00.003+08:00

Supossed to be FACEBOOK but she typed FACEBOKOK!!!!

Instead of AMAI, she typed AMAIA!!!

She typed KAHABAR instead of KHABAR!!!!

I ♥ Nurul Amirah

2011-03-10T16:59:00.000+08:00

HAPPY

6 MONTHS

ANNIVERSARY

NURUL AMIRAH!!

I ♥ Nurul Amirah

2011-03-06T12:11:00.000+08:00

It took some time to figure out how to make it right and I didn't give up..And finally I got it!!! :D

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Pijah's Advance Birthday

2011-02-23T20:49:00.001+08:00

Kira cute la ne~ :P

"To: My Beloved Sister"

"Alai Baby"

"Puuhhhh!!!"

The white thing is smoke from the candles.. :)

Potong cake!!

This is my cute baby sister!! :D

Enjoying her birthday cake

My share!! :D

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"Selamat Pagi" by Pijah

2011-02-23T18:50:00.001+08:00

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Let's Sing~ :p

2011-02-22T21:19:00.001+08:00

These were taken last year(2010..Sorry for the low quality..
Enjoy~

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Girl At Guys'

2011-02-22T21:04:00.001+08:00

There's a story behind this, but I don't feel like telling it now~ ;)

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Songs That Reminds Me Of You =)

2011-02-22T20:34:00.000+08:00

Of all the love songs that I have in my collection that reminds me of you, these are the songs that appeal the most. =)

Plain White T’s – 1, 2,3,4

1-2-1-2-3-4
Give me more loving than I’ve ever had
Make me feel better when I’m feeling sad
Tell me I’m special even though I know I’m not

Make me feel good when I hurt so bad
Barely getting mad
I’m so glad I found you
I love being around you
You make it easy
Its as easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4

There’s only one (1) thing
To (2) Do
Three (3) words
For (4) you
(I love you) I love you
There’s only one(1) way to(2) say
Those three(3) words
That’s what I’ll do
(I love you) I love you

Give me more loving from the very start
Piece me back together when I fall apart
Tell me things you never even tell your closest friends
Make me feel good when I hurt so bad
You’re the best that I’ve had
And I’m so glad I found you
I love being around you
You make it easy
It’s easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4

I love you
(I love you) I love you

Kesha – Your Drug Is My Love

Maybe I need some rehab,
Or maybe just need some sleep
I've got a sick obsession,
I'm seeing it in my dreams

I'm looking down every alley,
I'm making those desperate calls
Im staying up all night hoping,
Hit my head against the walls

What you've got boy is hard to find
Think about it all about it all the time
I'm all strung up my heart is fried
I just cant get you off my mind

Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love

Won't listen to any advice, mamma's telling me to think twice
But left to my own devices i'm addicted its a crisis!

My friends think I've gone crazy, my judgment is getting kinda hazy
My status is gonna be affected if I keep it up like a love sick crackhead

What you've got boy is hard to find
Think about it all about it all the time
I'm all strung up my heart is fried
I just cant get you off my mind

I don't care what people say
The rush is worth the price I pay
I get so high when you're with me
But crash and crave you when you are away

So I got a question;
Do you want to have a summer party in my basement?
Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum?
Is my love, your drug?
(huh) Your drug? (huh) your drug? (huh) your drug?
Is my love, your drug?

Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love (x2)

Heyyy heyyy your love, your love,your love,your love, (whispered) is my drug

I like your beard

I had a hard time in choosing the songs..ehe

I ♥ Omar Khaliq

I Love You~

2011-02-20T13:04:00.002+08:00

*wink2*

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PDS Uniform

2011-02-20T10:59:00.000+08:00

PDS Uniform

PDS Logo

Even after 6 years (2005), I can still fit into my PDS School uniform and I still look good..Although the shirt is kinda short.. :P

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Something I Drew In Class Last Year

2011-02-19T20:52:00.001+08:00

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Random Stuff

2011-02-19T13:58:00.001+08:00

A husband and wife were setting up a password for their new computer.
The husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the floor lauging because it said "Error, not long enough"
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Brunette:When I grow up, I'LL GO TO MARS
Brown:When I grow up, I'LL GO TO VENUS
Blondie:When I grow up I'LL GO TO THE SUN
Brunette:But you will burn!
Blondie:Don't be stupid, I'll go at night!
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Son: Dad, if you saw a $10 note and a $5 note on the floor, which will you take?
Dad: The $10 of course!
Son: Dad, you're so STUPID! Why not take both?
Dad: .....
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Skinny girls think they are chubby..... Chubby Girls Think they are Fat............Fat girls think they are Obeise and Obeise Girls thing they are Super Models
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You are a normal teen if: 1. u have a facebook. 2. you have a cell phone. 4. you are wasting your time reading this. 5. you didnt realize there was no #3. 7. you checked to see if there wasnt a #3. 8. Where's 6? 9. you are smiling right now.
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A guy's talking to a girl in a bar.
He says, "What's your name?"
She says, "Carmen."
He says, "That's a nice name. Who named you, your mother?"
She says, "No, I named myself."
He says, "Why Carmen?"
She says, "Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?"
He says, "Beerfuck."
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Lost your pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
No study = Fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
No work = no money
No money = no food
No food = skinny
Skinny = ugly
Ugly = no love
No love = no marriage
No marriage = no children
No children = alone
Alone = depression
Depression = sickness
Sickness = death

Lesson: Don't lose your pen, you will die :)
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A black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
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Just For You~ wink2

2011-02-17T18:21:00.002+08:00

Sorry sal the pict nda lawa banar..Maklum la, Im not an artist.. :D

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Especially For U wink2

2011-02-16T21:27:00.002+08:00

p/s: Sorry uh na brapa lawa. Im suck in art. ehe. ILY~

I ♥ Omar Khaliq

The Nuns Regret

2011-02-16T11:10:00.000+08:00

A nun walks into a bus and sits behind the driver and says, "I have just one regret before I die," The bus driver asks "What might that be?", she says "I have never had sex, but I can't have sex with a married man or that would be a sin."

The bus driver says, "I'm not married"

The nun says, "I have to die a virgin so I will have to take it in my ass".

Being the only two in the bus they went to the back and took care of business.

When they were done the bus driver says to the nun, "I have a confesion to make, I am married."

The nun says "I also have a confesion to make, My name is Tom and im going to a costume party!"

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In Too Far(Adult)

2011-02-16T11:02:00.002+08:00

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.

"If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.

"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.

And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.

Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.

"Go and get help!" he cried.

"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"

"Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."

Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"

The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."

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2011-02-15T22:44:00.004+08:00

10th MARCH 2011

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DAY FOR ME!!

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2011-02-14T20:10:00.003+08:00

SELAMAT

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RASUL!!

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Falling From Balcony(Adult)

2011-02-13T00:36:00.000+08:00

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.

"Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."

As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.

While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"

"No!" she shrieked, aghast.

So, he dropped her.

As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her.

"Do you screw?" he asked.

"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too.

The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.

"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

Shopping For Wives(Adult)

2011-02-13T00:27:00.001+08:00

Rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. They're both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives.

The Poor man says to the Rich man, "What'd you get your wife this year?"

He says, "A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring."

The poor man says, "Why'd you get her both?"

The Rich man says, "If she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back happy."

The Poor man says, "O.K. That works."

The Rich man says, "Well what did you get your wife?"

The Poor man says, "A pair of slippers and a dildo."

The Rich man says, "Why'd you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?"

The Poor man says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f*ck herself!"

12 Amazing Pieces of Pencil Art

2011-01-30T21:05:00.000+08:00

Many artists have used pencils to create works of art – but Dalton Ghetti creates miniature masterpieces on the tips of pencils. The Brazilian born, Connecticut based artist carefully crafts the tips of pencils into amazing micro sculptures.

These miniature masterpieces are a side project for the professional carpenter, who has been perfecting this art for the last 25 years.

One of the most fascinating things about these tiny works of art is that he has never sold them, he has only given them away to friends as gifts.

He works as a carpenter and carves pencils in his free time - often putting in just an hour or so before his eyes get tired. It can take years to finish an especially complicated piece - a linked chain in the middle of a pencil took him two years, and a carefully crafted giraffe even longer.

A sculpture of Elvis Presley wearing shades, carved from a single pencil.

A tiny saw, using both, the wood and graphite of a single pencil.

Along with his other projects, Ghetti is slowly carving a tiny graphite tear for every 9/11 victim, finishing one each morning before he goes to work, and estimates it will take him 10 years to finish and display them together.

Dalton has a box full of more than 100 sculptures that have broken while working on them. He affectionately calls them ‘the cemetery collection.'

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2011-01-29T23:22:00.000+08:00

Secretary(Adult)

2011-01-29T22:03:00.001+08:00

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek.

"Hey, bud, how are ya?"

"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"

"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!"

"No way, how could that be?"

"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"

"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"

"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her."

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"

2011-01-29T21:21:00.000+08:00

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."

2011-01-29T20:58:00.000+08:00

One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10." So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money.

Finally, when Stumpy and Martha are both about 70 years old, Stumpy looks to Martha, and says, "Martha, I'm 70 now, and I don't know if I'll ever get the chance again, so I just have to have a ride in that there airplane." Martha replies in the same old fashion, and Stumpy kind of slumps down. The pilot is standing near by and overhears the conversation...

The pilot pipes up, "Excuse me folks, I couldn't help but hear your situation, and I have a deal for you. I'll take both of you up together, and if you can both make the entire trip without saying a word, or even making the slightest sound, I'll give the ride for free. But if either of you make a sound, its $10 each." Well, Martha and Stumpy look at each other, and agree to take the ride.

The pilot takes them up, and starts to do loop de loops, twists, dives, climbs and spins. No sound. The pilot lands the plane, looks back at Stumpy and says, "Sir, I have to hand it to ya, you didn't make even the slightest sound and that was my best stuff." Stumpy looks back at the pilot and says, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but $10 is $10!"

Hard Time(Adult)

2011-01-26T09:45:00.001+08:00

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.

She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?"

"A hundred dollars."

"Damn. All I've got is thirty."

"Hold on," she says and runs back to Harry. "What can he get for thirty dollars?"

"A handjob," Harry replies.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob.

He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit.

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."

She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"

Dad's Job

2011-01-26T09:38:00.000+08:00

A grade school teacher was asking his pupils what their parents did for a living.
"Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amy?"
Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amy" said the teacher. "What does your parent do, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."

The teacher was aghast and went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation. Billy's dad said, "I'm actually a system programmer specializing in TCP/IP communication protocol on UNIX systems. How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"

Premature(Adult)

2011-01-26T09:28:00.001+08:00

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.

In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself".

One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horney and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board.

After a few minutes ‘slap and tickle’, they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor’s orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

The man answered, "Just great, asshole...when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my dick and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"

Woman's Boobs(Adult)

2011-01-26T09:19:00.001+08:00

A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"

Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't... there are all kinds of breasts.

Depending on a woman's age, they are different shapes.

In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.

In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions, Dad?"

"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry!"

Disabled Swimmers

2011-01-25T23:18:00.001+08:00

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head.

They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool

The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.

Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool,so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him.

He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering.

Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts... "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my f#cking ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some asshole puts a swimming cap on me!"

Open Wider(Adult)

2011-01-25T23:12:00.002+08:00

There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider.

She does and they continue.
A few minutes go by and he tells her again, "Open your legs a little wider."

She does, then he says again, "A little wider, hon."
The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it.

This continues until he asks again, "Can you open them just a little wider?"
So she finally yells, "What are you trying to do; get your balls in too?"
He says "No, I'm trying to get them out.

Superman(Adult)

2011-01-25T23:04:00.001+08:00

At the end of a long crime fighting day, Superman decides he needs to relax for a few hours, so he rings spiderman to see if he'd like to go out for a drink.

Spiderman replies "No, I have to repair my web spinner."

So, Superman rings a few more of his super hero friends and they're all busy. He decides in the end to go for a quick super-fly around the world to clear his mind before bed time.

As he passes over Wonder-Woman's mansion he sees her lying naked and spread eagle next to her pool.

Hmmm he thinks, with my super powers I'll fly down for a quickie and before she realizes I'll be gone.

So he swoops down and "WHAM BAM thank you maam" and he's gone.

Wonder- Woman shreiks "What was that?"

And the invisible man cries "I don't know, but I've sure got a sore ass!!!"

On Fire!!(Adult)

2011-01-25T22:55:00.001+08:00

Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks."

She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you LOOK at it."

They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on his knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets out his lighter. He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic hair... it's so curly and thick... it's BEAUTIFUL."

She says, "Thank you."

He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?"

She says, "Go ahead."

He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?"

She says, "Of course."

He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire."

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The Nuns Regret

In Too Far(Adult)

Falling From Balcony(Adult)

Shopping For Wives(Adult)

12 Amazing Pieces of Pencil Art

10 Funny Hot Dog Tattoos

Secretary(Adult)

Hard Time(Adult)

Dad's Job

Premature(Adult)

Woman's Boobs(Adult)

Disabled Swimmers

Open Wider(Adult)

Superman(Adult)

On Fire!!(Adult)

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